Time Bomb:Good Things, Bad Things

Great Things That Should Happen To Me Daily

* Meeting fascinating new kid carrier people who turn me on to some subject or activity that I had never considered before.
   * Getting cool mail.
   * Orgasms that cause brief blackouts.
   * Finding or receiving money.
   * Discovering a rare book that I'd always wanted to read.
   * Hearing some unbelievable new music that drives me insane with energy.
   * Learning that the world has moved one step closer to humanism and freedom.
   * Creatively and passionately renewing all of my close relationships.
   * Seeing a movie that leaves me breathless and silent with excitement.
   * Causing somebody to have a revelation, epiphany or similar powerful experience. 

Shitty Things That Should Never Happen To Me

   * Getting chastised/punished/chased by an authority figure (work, school, government)
   * Arguing violently with relatives or friends
   * Losing money, my wallet, keys, backpack ...
   * Becoming seriously ill.
   * Getting mugged, robbed, punched, beaten, raped or shot.
   * Finding out that another stupid Christian fundamentalist has won public office.
   * Spending too much time with abrasive morons.
   * Watching a child being ignored or abused by its parents.
   * Losing control of myself.
   * Finding myself in a dangerous, homogenous environment where I stick out like a sore thumb.