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Punk Rock legend. Might be the best punk guitarist in Louisville history. Fascinated with shit. Master of the prank phone call. Has claimed Cuban, American Indian, Italian, and God knows what else heritage. They're probably all true. Once called to say he was in Florida and would catch the Bonnie "Prince" Billy show we were playing in St. Augustine that night. The caller ID said Georgia. He wasn't lying. He thought he was in Florida. Shook a turd out of his shorts in the soda pop aisle of the Winn-Dixie in mid-city mall. Famous for peeing in ice cube trays. Also freezing his poop and hurling it at pedestrians. For more stories of the incredible, ask Jason Hayden.(If he's in a good mood). Chris is a free-spirit rock and roll genius. | Punk Rock legend. Might be the best punk guitarist in Louisville history. Fascinated with shit. Master of the prank phone call. Has claimed Cuban, American Indian, Italian, and God knows what else heritage. They're probably all true. Once called to say he was in Florida and would catch the Bonnie "Prince" Billy show we were playing in St. Augustine that night. The caller ID said Georgia. He wasn't lying. He thought he was in Florida. Shook a turd out of his shorts in the soda pop aisle of the Winn-Dixie in mid-city mall. Famous for peeing in ice cube trays. Also freezing his poop and hurling it at pedestrians. For more stories of the incredible, ask Jason Hayden.(If he's in a good mood). Chris is a free-spirit rock and roll genius. - [[Dave Bird]] | ||
The first of the two times I met Chris, he was high as fuck or something, and riding around with a bunch of us kids that were like 10 years or so (maybe more) his junior, and he was talking about how cool it was to hang out with us and how it reminded him of hanging out with the kids from [[Spot]]. We went to U of L to see [[Out.]] & [[The Enkindels]] in a battle against a bunch of lame college rock bands, and we locked [[Wingnut]] in the trunk the whole way down. - [[Bryan Volz]] | |||
Latest revision as of 21:32, 16 March 2005
Punk Rock legend. Might be the best punk guitarist in Louisville history. Fascinated with shit. Master of the prank phone call. Has claimed Cuban, American Indian, Italian, and God knows what else heritage. They're probably all true. Once called to say he was in Florida and would catch the Bonnie "Prince" Billy show we were playing in St. Augustine that night. The caller ID said Georgia. He wasn't lying. He thought he was in Florida. Shook a turd out of his shorts in the soda pop aisle of the Winn-Dixie in mid-city mall. Famous for peeing in ice cube trays. Also freezing his poop and hurling it at pedestrians. For more stories of the incredible, ask Jason Hayden.(If he's in a good mood). Chris is a free-spirit rock and roll genius. - Dave Bird
The first of the two times I met Chris, he was high as fuck or something, and riding around with a bunch of us kids that were like 10 years or so (maybe more) his junior, and he was talking about how cool it was to hang out with us and how it reminded him of hanging out with the kids from Spot. We went to U of L to see Out. & The Enkindels in a battle against a bunch of lame college rock bands, and we locked Wingnut in the trunk the whole way down. - Bryan Volz