Point To The Doll

A horrible name. There was at least one practice where Bryan tried to get everyone to play in ... i dunno... Drop B or something. I think there was at least one song, kind of like Spazz meets Circle Of Dead Children or something.

there was two or three "practices", all at The Brycc House in 2002, born from all the members sitting around at eastern Parkway Denny's on Sunday nights (Straight Edge Sundays) talking about making the most fucked up band that they could, based around the name. One of the practices was in the small room after a show. The place was still full of volunteers and friends that wouldn't leave while the band practiced, so they blocked off the area with chairs and cardboard, prohibiting anyone from getting to the upstairs or the men's bathroom. Kurt started shitting blood in the girl's bathroom that night, we like to think it was because of our music.

• • • • • • • Andrew- "Actually I think the tuning revolved around me twisting my tuning heads in random directions, checking my digital tuner, and proclaiming something along the lines of 'Holy shit, this sounds like a chainsaw.'" (Technically, I believe I remember the tuning to be in dropped C with the letters of all six strings spelling out CABDAD). Furthermore, I believe we had songs with titles like "I am Godzilla and you are Tokyo", "If Aquaman has gills does that mean he can blow me under water", and "Point to the doll bitch" (which if I am not mistaken had lyrics along the lines of "Tell me, does it hurt when I do this? Or this? Or this? Or this? Stop your crying and take it like a ten year old. Shut the fuck up and get back in the trunk.").

Trust me, the whole point of this band was to be as offensive and as un-PC as possible, which is hilarious considering the general leftist/anarchist viewpoints of members at the time. It was supposed to be a tongue in cheek "fuck you" to One Life Crew, but thankfully(?) it never really worked out.

Members:

• Mike Welch - vocals
• Joe Dunman - vocals
• Andrew Turner - guitar
• Bryan Volz - bass
• Chris Jett - guitar (even though he never brought a guitar or any other instrument to practice.)
• Mike Harpring (maybe?) - drums

Releases:

• not a damn thing

Compilations:

• Nada

Shirts/merch:

• check your psychiatrist's office.