Will Bird

Bands:

• Sean Garrison & The Five Finger Discount
• Aborted Fetus- guitar
• W.O.R. - guitar

Will was the first chair violinist with the Louisville Youth Orchestra until he discovered punk rock and went on a 15 year crime spree. The Aborted Fetus practice tape was the first punk music I heard, and it remains some of the finest. (Disclaimer- Will is my older brother) That tape was made on the first day Will ever touched a guitar. Will is also remembered in the scene for single-handedly discrediting and ending the South End Gang(SEG) with a single punch. Maniacal, fearless, and equipped with a singularly twisted sense of humor, Will was (and is) capable of the incredible. One upper-cut he delivered sent the recipient into a full back flip. Through some kind of freakish telepathy, he can tell you what kind and how many snakes are under any rock you point out. Currently makes his living as a herpetologist, snake breeder, and cult leader. The stories are endless and unbelieveable but true.

-Dave Bird