Talk:Mike Harpring

"Fuck Mike Harpring" - The National Acrobat.

Mike can lactate. - Corey Lyons

Mike once killed a dog on the way to a Sister Helen Prejudice show. He hates the idea of this history. He once had eggs and meat thrown all over the inside of his Chevy Suburban by Flight 19 and friends. He's lived/traveled all over the midwest if not farther. He used to have a green polka dot shirt that he wore all the time. He used to have really, really long hair. He used to take tons of cool band pictures before everyone had a cheap digital camera that could do the same. He's a drumming machine and a better guy than most people give him credit for. - Bryan Volz